Easter Day 2013 - back in the land of the living, I've been off with heart problems you see.
Never 'd guessed to look me a fine figure of a man, slim as a reed ha ha. Well I am a bleeding cabbie.
Her indoors told me to take it easy don't go getting your blood pressure up again. So putting pen to paper or fingers to keyboard was off limits but I had to say something today of all days.
Where have all the bunnies gone? It's bloody Easter and not a one in sight. Still got your lambs (either on the plate or in the snowy, yes snowy fields - April Fools tomorrow!)
Must be those bloody foxes insidious little bastards parading out streets in gangs as soon as its dark ; caterwauling at dawn with their earthly desires and destroying our bunnies before our very eyes.
I think its illegal to polish them off but they're even starting to attack our children in their beds or even babies in cots; much to comfortable if you ask me. Its us or them and I've had a good idea. Let's set up fox vigilante groups catch them at their own game at night - we won't kill them but cover them in sacks; into the back of a van and set them free in the country somewhere close to Ewell. Lets see if they can make it back where they belong; not for long me thinks, those black leopard type cats everyone keeps spotting will have 'em.
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